It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
id be glad to
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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