come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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