new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
When did angry sex become our thing?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
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