Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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