In the future we'll all be gay
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
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