Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
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