you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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