halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
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