we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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