Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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