PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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