1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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