Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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