Whatcha textin bout Willis?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
this will be a night to untag.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Randomize
