I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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