Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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