Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
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