i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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