That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I wish you could order shots online.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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