This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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