Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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