idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
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