Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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