David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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