I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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