I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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