Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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