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Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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