I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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