Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
God, you're like boner-b-gone
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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