Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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