He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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