There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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