Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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