how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
No more Irish car bombs ever.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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