HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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