Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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