Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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