whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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