Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
I wish you could order shots online.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Congratulations! We have a period
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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