the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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