make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Randomize
