She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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