ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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