.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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