I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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