So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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