Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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