dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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