i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
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